Ah yes, my little vacation in jolly good England. Indeed, I was a naughty tyke and saw little past my shitty hostel dorm, shared with seven others, and smoke filled pubs, bars, and clubs. London has always been one of my favourite cities, though I would be the first to say that it is also very much a shithole. Not that I'm proud of it, but London is a drinker's and slacker's paradise!

Hell, heres me stuffing my face with garbage . . . literally! A bum tipped us off to a cache of old sandwiches outside a sandwich shop. The lamb tika wasn't bad at all. I stuffed the food into my backpack and it lasted two hungry drinkers for nearly a day. A photo of me eating my lamb lies ahead.